Alphabet Riddles

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)

Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)

Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)

Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)

Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)

Riddles Joke

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano.Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

Dialog Jokes

A: "I was born in California." B: "Which part?" A: "All of me."A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?" B: "No, I'm sorry I don't." A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."

The Trains Are Always Late

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replied. How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

Homework & On the Bus

A teacher is talking to a student.Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."

Did you hear about ...?

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd."

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